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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:05

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?